Cockburne

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1. Cheesy queef May 14 at 10:28 am

   It was a stormy night in the streets of Babalon and Joe Anus Laine, the genius detective, was on the case of the missing squirt. The Queen of Paradise Palms had her great squirt gem stolen and hasn’t been able to squirt ever since. Detective Anus quickly discovered a crucial clue at the scene. Observing the bodies of the 6900 dead infants he found that they had been crushed by a giant chin. (The biggest he had ever seen) Jonahus’ anus shivered. He knew only one person could be behind such a villianous murder. Gracie Conner, the 3 time chinmaxxing champion of the fat gyatt `. Although terrified, Anus embarked on a jouney to bring justice to Paradise palms. He searched far and wide eventually ending up in the Great Chin fortress. Tall, lumbering women with their massive chins were everywhere, Jonahus was scared, but also somewhat turned on. Just before he found the great squirting gem his stiff penis extended a little too far, poking none other than the gyatt of Gracie Conner. Jonahus knew it was over. Gracie, filled with rage began to crush Jonahus’ anus with her chin. Slicing it to shreds in the process. Just before he drew his last breath, he was saved by none other than his erect penis. The situation turned him on so much he released a massive quantity of semen into Gracie’s chin. Gracie attempted to resist the pressure, but after enough force built up (about 7 trillion kilajoules) gracie simply couldn’t keep her chin in anymore. She was cumblasted all the way to Jupiter. With Jonahus’ narrow victory, he took the great squirt gem and began to head back to Paradise Palms immediately. He was secretly hoping that the great queen would give him one of her coveted palm jobs. He could see the pearly white gates of Paradise palms calling his name, when he looked up and saw something falling from the sky. Gracie was back, her chin even sharper than before. Just as Jonahus wa about to be crushed, the Queen came out to stop Gracie. Lifetime rivals, gracie and the queen stared eachother down, with an intensity never before seen. It was at this moment, they realized the truth. They were gay. The queen declared this day their wedding and the customary 4 week honeymoon would now begin. Caught up in the chaos, poor Anus had no where to hide. The grand chin of Gracie and the extremely potent queef released by the queen overloaded his senses. Something was coming. Something was welling up within him. The biggest and fattest nut ever before seen was about to come out of his tiny penis. The entire world shrunk back in fear (except Gracie who was still sciscoring). Finally it came out. An event that would go down in history as the big bang, Jonahus’ celestial nut exploded the universe ending billions of lives, while simultaneously creating billions of new galaxies ruled by his sperm cells. At this moment of intense pleasure, Jonahus woke up realizing it was time for school, as well as realizing he had probably been fantasizing about gracie a little too much. He was obviously covered in cum.

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2. Emily dawson brown clitorus May 14 at 10:00 am

   Nathan Meyers was sitting peacefully, reading a book about socialism and incest, when all of a sudden, his busty mother comes in with his gay cousin. His mom, wet from excitement, takes her pants off. Nathan, already with a semi pink strap on(it was bloody), begins to shove it up his ass in excitement. His cousin, sucondysknuts meyers, must take out his weiner and thrust into his aunt. Nathan watches while taking another ACT, strap on and everything. Everyone explodes in glorious pleasure, as the room was crumpling of shockwaves of orgasms. Nathan became a transgender socialist. His cousin, became a cripple on oblock. His mother, a professor at a university, teaching squirting theory and specializing in the pink pussy paradox. They lived happily ever after in a house made of gyatts and 12 year old remains.

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3. Nolan Demarcus May 14 at 9:52 am

   IT BURNS, IT BURNS. EVER SINCE I MARRIED THAT SYDNEY GIRL WITH THE EXPLOSIVE PUSSY, my COCK has been on FIRE. I beg them for days and days to give me a little squirt to put it out, but they wont.They stare at me and laugh. I won’t tolerate it anymore, I’m going to show them who’s boss. I will be bringing a gun to band class tomorrow. The moment they least expect it I will take them hostage. If they wont squirt for my on their own, I will make them squirt out of FEAR. oHhhh ohhh ohhhhhhhhh, it feels GOOD. I cant take the pleasure. ITS COMING OUT. uh oh…. The burn is back.

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4. I got reincarnated as a retarded chipmunk, I crawled into the president of china's asshole and refused to leave. They finally got me when the ching chong police gave the president laxatives. May 14 at 9:44 am

   Gracie and Jonahus lane (4416 Bucknell Dr.) will go on to have the most chinstanding babies, with 6’2” potential. I will be personally scamming then out of their house, after I reincarnate them. I will sneak into the white house, and sneak out. Cole wright will have tremendous sex with sydney demarcus. His meaty pubic hairs will smother the tight pink pussy that she delivers. Jonahus and Cole will soon be throbbing as each individual sperm crawls on gracies face. It is then when I join in, as a tattoo artist. I don’t know if they will be willing to buy, but I offer services no one can refuse.

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