Sh*t Crunchy Dads Say

June 5, 2012


It’s here! Written by natural mamas just like YOU. Inspired by “Sh*t Girls Say.”

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Written by
Sarah Rangel Barrick
Jessica Von Ahsen Birthisel
Erica Columbus Bruhwiler
Andrea Porter-Chapman ‎
Elaine Dailey
Sheryl Pavloff-Donner
Katie Fretland
Kristin Friesen
Cassiani Friz
Hannah Giles
AJ Heimbach
Ann Mayer Luecking
Mama Natural
Papa Natural
Natalia Fernández-Pérez ‎
Nina Linda Ramos
Cat Laughlin Solis
Chris Ann Roncone-Voudoukis

Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say includes:
They got my foreskin, but they’ll never get my son’s
Do we have any normal toothpaste?
You should ask my wife
We won’t wake him
That nursing bra’s kinda hot!
Pasture fed or cage free?
Do you sell, um, breast milk storage bags?
Hook and loop closures are easy, but I’m a snap guy.
Heck yes I caught the baby!
I prefer the flexibility of a ring sling
That’s me catching the baby…
I can’t believe there isn’t a change station in here? [men's room]
Do you have any idea Monsanto is doing?
No more red pepper sticks until you finish your hummus!
He just needs a boob
Give him the booby
I think it’s booby time
Did you read Beyond the Sling by Mayim Balik?
They call it placenta encapsulation
It was an unassisted home birth

{ 35 comments… read them below or add one }

Maysah June 5, 2012 at 11:40 am

Haha i’m so much gonna show my hubby, at some parts that sounds just Line my papa natural :) specially when he’out doing the groceries alone.

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Jill June 5, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Haha I love it!!

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Amanda@BlindedByTheLight June 5, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Yes! Finally!!!!!!!!!

Love that part, “Don’t tell your Mom.” LOL!!!!!!!!
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Genevieve June 5, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Yes, it took us awhile but glad you like :)

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creole wisdom June 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Oh these are so fun. You can tell Mike had a great time creating this!
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Genevieve June 5, 2012 at 9:24 pm

He did! I think he did a great job :)

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Rebecca June 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Too funny!

“Don’t tell Mommy” – in that situation too! Funny, because it is probably true ;-)

That and every morning “Does Maxy want his booby?” is said around here
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Leah June 5, 2012 at 5:42 pm

hahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaa!

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tinaviken June 5, 2012 at 6:55 pm

This is perfect timing just for fathers day!!!! My husbands favorite part was “just ask my wife”, “ask my wife”!!! Thanks for all you do!!! that was brillant!!

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Genevieve June 5, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Thanks Tina!

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Kristi June 5, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Loved this! Just finished watching it with my husband who said, “cr*p, I do say some of those things!”

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Genevieve June 5, 2012 at 9:25 pm

LOL!

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Christina June 6, 2012 at 6:54 am

oh I love this! I was just explaining what a “crunchy daddy” is to my boyfriend. He loves our cloth diapers, bed sharing and can not wait to wake up and put our new baby in the wrap! lol I told him he was almost as crunchy as me :) this sounds like my boyfriend to the T! :D thank you for this video it is so perfect

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Amanda June 6, 2012 at 9:35 am

Ok I gotta ask: What are red pepper sticks? LOVE this video. Especially the “ask my wife”.

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Leah June 6, 2012 at 7:12 pm

I think they’re just red bell peppers, cut into strips

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Dawn June 7, 2012 at 3:14 am

LOL that’s fantastic!!! My hubby just had his first crunchy dad moment the other day when he explained and ended up getting one of his co-workers to consider trying cloth diapers!!

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Laura June 7, 2012 at 3:14 pm

That was hysterical! I was laughing out loud at my desk! Just emailed it to my hubby! “they got my foreskin but they wont get my son’s” too funny! :)

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Kathy Thompson June 7, 2012 at 10:14 pm

This is hilarious! My husband says a lot of this!

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CC June 8, 2012 at 4:05 am

haha Griffin’s face was like ‘what do you mean, no more pepper sticks???’
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Mary B. June 8, 2012 at 9:13 pm

My husband burst out laughing at the “boobie time” bit. Baby fussing? Boobie time. Baby sleepy? Boobie time. Baby looked at me funny? Boobie time. It’s his answer for everything!

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Amanda Grifka June 19, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Yes, mine too sooo funny!

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Kayla E June 10, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Love the Monsanto drop in! Haha that is great, sounds exactly like anyone who knows what this is about!!!!!!!!

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Kate H June 11, 2012 at 9:34 am

This was HILARIOUS! I laughed at every one! You two have such a great sense of humor. Thank you so much for making videos to share with everyone :)

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Genevieve Hamilton June 11, 2012 at 9:45 am

Love!

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liz June 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm

I was scrolling through comments and stopped at yours- my grandmother’s first/last name exactly! And our 3 y/o is named Genevieve after her. This made my day:) Love your name!

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Lacey @ KV Organics June 12, 2012 at 11:42 am

Fan. Tas. Tic! :)
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Maitri Cathleen Gould-Turetsky June 12, 2012 at 11:50 am

I love you Mama Natural! I look forward to every new episode. So much of what you bring rings true for me. This episode about daddy’s was so funny! My kids are now ten and thirteen, but I can still appreciate what it is like to raise little ones and it also reminds me of those crazy, sweet days when my girls were little. Bless you!

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Stacy @Stacy Makes Cents June 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

LOL I just love these! You could put one out every day and I’d be tickled pink. :-)

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Lauren June 12, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Lol hilarious. My Hubbie was not so sure about midwives or homebirth, but now he is there biggest advocate. My 1st 3 were hospital births, then 2 midwife birth center birth, midwife homebirth and any time in next 3 Weeks another midwife homebirth.

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Nadia June 12, 2012 at 1:39 pm

lol hilarious! and omg hes wearing an “Inca Cola” shirt on 0:05 !!!! Im from Peru and its our official soda!!! lol cool!!

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Karen June 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I am constantly pulling banana peels out of the trash! My worms LOVE them!

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Sabrina June 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm

this is great!!!!!!!!!!!! i just love these and play them over and over!! you definitely should have a part 2 coming out!?!!! :) (i know you just did this one, but i just can’t get enough!) ::hugs::

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Sabrina June 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm

i’ve watched it like 4 times now and i”m rolling on the floor laughing! these are great!!!!!!!!! can’t wait to show my hubby and crack up all over again!!

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Gabi June 12, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Hahaha! That was awesome! “Ask my wife,” how familiar does that sound?! and i love, “They got my foreskin, but….” What a great way to give kudos to all the supportive natural, crunchy dads who love us crunchy moms!!! :)

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Maria June 13, 2012 at 2:10 pm

My fav, “They got my foreskin, but they’ll never get my son’s”. Freak’n hilarious!

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